A friend's wife is so hospitable — she sucked me off while I was playing FIFA

The plumber cleaned the pipes and fucked the landlady when the husband wasn't home

Got himself a Christmas present and spent all his money on a whore

The tutor offered the student to put aside her notes and get laid

A friend can wait — it's not every day your big sister gives you a blowjob

She brought beer and climbed up on his dick — obviously she wants to please the guy

"Sister, what are you, we can't have sex! What if my parents find out?"

"First, you're going to give your brother a mouthful before you go out with a boyfriend."